i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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