): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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