Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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