I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
How's work?
Spinning.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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