YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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