do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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