yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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