i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it because I queefed?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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