can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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