sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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