Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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