Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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