I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Nicole vs. Life
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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