I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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