didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Randomize
