Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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