Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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