okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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