I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
