sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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