So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
she woke up with a sticky ear
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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