I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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