im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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