laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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