You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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