Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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