No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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