There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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