Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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