i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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