Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
she pinky promised me she was 18
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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