I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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