Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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