idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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