i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
There r osticjed everywhere
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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