Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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