Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Randomize