You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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