Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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