seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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