hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
