Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Me too!
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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