And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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