But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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