I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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