she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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