did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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