She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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