Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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