so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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