I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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