I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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