Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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